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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.26 06:39:00 -
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delve journal:
today i undocked and whizzed around the station a bit in an inty and nothing was going on so i went to go read a magazine
when i came back suas had killed 3 waves of bob and nothing was going on again
i was really sad :((((((((((((((((((
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.26 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: DB Preacher Edited by: DB Preacher on 26/01/2008 08:12:06
Originally by: The Mittani delve journal:
today i undocked and whizzed around the station a bit in an inty and nothing was going on so i went to go read a magazine
when i came back suas had killed 3 waves of bob and nothing was going on again
i was really sad :((((((((((((((((((
Maybe next time you can actually get a couple of your fellow goons and go on a little roam instead of simply undocking, whizzing around the station to show face then logging off to read a magazine.
I hear that actually doing something usually gets you pvp and then you might have something to talk about too!
But hey, you keep on pretending to the goons you are playing so you can fill their forums full of fantastical fiction because I'm sure that is definitely how you will know how to beat us.

dbp
you seem kind of unchill maybe you should ask your coworkers to throw another party for you it'll cheer you right up \o/
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.27 06:01:00 -
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dear delve journal,
today i camped bob into pr- with a bunch of newbies who are pretty terrible at this game
also we killed nebba kenezzerr PREDATOR OF EVE ^____^
for like 8 hours now we're still here and at this point the irony of goons camping bob into npc stations is beginning to sink in
much love, mittens
also we were told the other day to 'bring it' so now we are here after 6 regions, how many regions must we take for it to be 'brought' exactly i am very confused :(((
o well delve journal ta ta areses are really pretty with the maroon and gunmetal paintjob ccp plz maek more pretty gallente shipzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz please tia *kisskiss*
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.27 07:52:00 -
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Originally by: Onchas Erivvia
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm the Mittani
I've lowered the bar SO LOW, I don't even have to make sense anymore.
Boooooyyyyah
xoxoxo
mittens
i abandoned sense a while ago, i didn't want it anyway as it was holding me back and failing to bring it fast enough
its ok though i planned to stop making sense while eating pork ribs in 2006 amongst my senseless colleagues of spaceeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.28 07:30:00 -
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dear delve journal,
im pretty confused now because everything seems to have gone according to plan across the board and with this many alliances i expected something to go horribly wrong but newp vOv
also i really like the new beatles cover suas put out and couldn't stop singing 'little beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' while we threw up towers and purged delve
oh hey also i killed a vaga and a claw wooo!
night night delve journal it is late and i am a sleepy mitten!
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.28 07:38:00 -
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yeah we had one isd guy threaten us that there would be 'tears' if we kept asking for help but then he brought in 2 gms to back him up and it was all lawls on our end so maybe he was crying in his cups vOv
i'd probably cry if i was in isd too though so w/e
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.28 13:18:00 -
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Originally by: DB Preacher
That's a nice start for us. You see, while you mock LV, we couldn't careless what you say because this is now ALL about the kills for us. The space, the pos, it's all defunct and we're simply going to bleed you like stuck pigs. So keep coming and keep dying. My guys have NEVER had it so good.
this paragraph is a special paragraph
k/d ratio, didn't want that space anyway, freed from pos warfare, we're having a blast, STOP COMPARING US TO ELLL VEEEEE'
all in 4 delicious lines
it is a beautiful poem (of failure)
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.28 13:23:00 -
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Originally by: Fendragun Goons are doing what they think they need to do to win.
They had alot of discussions about how to beat us from meatgrinding to being very very careful not to engage in fights where things could go badly.
They chose meatgrind, a bold and gutsy decision in my mind. Its something that needs dedication to the cause and utter reliance on your members to keep coming back to the field with new BS.
those threads you are referencing was the directorate trolling the membership (and you i guess) before unveiling the titan and had nothing to do with strategy vOv
we got like 16 pages of hurf blurf and then panic out of them good times good times, if only stampert hadn't screwed up his fakepost and tipped them off :argh:
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.28 13:32:00 -
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euro time bob are pretty lame but im getting kinda misty about fighting us time bob since it's mostly the same guys we've been going up against since oct 06
last night in qY6 i shot at keeto (chill dfc duder) and most of the guys there were former lv it was like a happy flashback or something
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.28 16:05:00 -
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its true gs turnout has been pretty terrible!!
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.29 05:25:00 -
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dear delve journal,
tonight in qy6 schlierin told me to stop yammering and i was a sad mitten :((((((((((
o also we purged a bunch of systems with our brosefs and saw the first mc/ra combined op in history which was really psyduck for all involved
i missed the latenight bob crew there were only 30ish ex lv ex fix in qy6 and i killed a hurricane!!! that was trying to escape that was pretty kewl
ok bai baiiiiiiii journal i will rite 2morrow
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.30 03:33:00 -
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deeeeer delve diary ~************
so i said 2 beez that id laugh if bob tried to save 5 towrs in qy6 over tpar and they did wooo wow while y-2 also got purged
so the eastern front collapsed and is mc sov at dt and the western front goes neutral sov at downtime and lawwl it's just delve now i guess vOv
o o o h also we (DA RSF) got to metagame by dding bob inside their own pos no honor tbqh
also oh man i've been blowing up a lot of small towers here this is number three in the lats hour and we have like 5 large coming out of bobs to kill in 3 hours time for anzac to shine
ok die ar ee, we will chat later/tomorrow, ~*kisskiss*~
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.30 06:05:00 -
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midsiege update, dearest journal:
deathwing seems kind of angry in local he is shouting in all caps and has been for about an hour now i think we hurt his feelings :((((((((((
also hey look we found pictures of bob's las vegas meet and i couldn't tell if it was a link from goons.jpg or an actual bob meet for a moment but it was clarified that it was bob and not goons see we're not so different after all!! o/\o
ok well not back to blowin up posssssssssssses we've blown up a few smalls and reinfed a bunch more towers and unless deathwings all-caps local chat stops us we're taking otu 5 large soon
~~~~gnight dear journal*~~~~~~
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.30 21:20:00 -
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deeeeer delve journal
welp, period basis and y-2 fell today so we're chillin in qy6 playin the 'employment history' game in local with bob
it seems ot make them angry but most of them have only been in bob for 2 months so it's worth a lawl
bob is also very angry about how few they have in their gang in euro primetime it's like lv all over again vOV
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.30 22:04:00 -
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Originally by: Sultry Black
Unfortunately for you, facts speak for themselves. Employment history: Most of BoB has been BoB for years. They culled some inactives last month and took on a few new people over the past few months.
the emp history game is hilarious fun though as it makes them all spaz out on channels when i call them out in local its like this big exposed nerve you can pour salt on
ok so we're purging bobs towers in their primetime again while the northeners do the same in y-2 all in all today is pretty chill
dear jounal i think this day should go on a list of 'big chill classics' ok>? ok.
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.30 22:58:00 -
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dear delve journal we have filled up our support fleet to the max not counting our separate cap fleet plz send more fleet slots ccp :(((((
also i shot the CEO of RKK which i am told is a very honorable SPACE CORPORATION but galavet self-destructed
i am told that bob approves strongly of self-destructing carriers, viz:
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6010/selfddreadom3.jpg
galavet is a very mature person i have seen from his posting so im sure he'll take this loss in stride but we killed molle's covops alt seconds later and he ragequit and logged off shrike lawwwwl
also we blew up a bunch more towers and wheee!
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.31 03:27:00 -
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dear delve journal,
i am chillin at dis pos (which was a pos now it is a bubble lawl) blowing up bob who log in \o/
i killed a tempest! wooooooooo
we have blown up like 13 bob towers today in qy6 and we're kinda reinforcing other stuff too because there is nothing left to reinf on qy6 so i guess we just keep going? no breaks
goons are really terrible at this game though we had some mc caps shotting web with us and they went home back to period basis (which is all theirs now lol) and then this one goon dread followed their cynos all the way to period basis
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.31 06:10:00 -
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dear delve journal,
goons are terrible at remote rep gangs so i asked my brosef narciss to help us lil'goonies out so we can be less terrible
we are putting up a deathstar at p6 m6 in QY6 just for the bob fleet that was told to log off at a pos which no longer exists, i am hoping that zastrow names it 'mittens sends his hallo' because i am a feersum space tyrant ^____^ and this will be my tribute
oh we reinforced k-6 too between blowing up the 13ish bob towers in qy6 we killed and i read bob chatlogs on ts and a groon guy was forced to sing 'i touch myself' by the devinyls on ts for sending an alliance mail
ok delve journal it is 1am i had best get to bed as i am a sleepy mitten! best of luck for all the bob who were told by their commanders to log at 6-6 only to log back on to a hostile deathstar!
it is like the lordless beke pranke pos but on an alliance scale :o
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.31 06:15:00 -
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Originally by: Iraf Thaiberd oh lawl I had forgotten all about the beke pranke
it wont have remedial orbiting like in beke it but if she logs in maybe it'll have ladyscarlet
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.31 13:18:00 -
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Originally by: Zorland
Fair enough. Do it in game without forum spin and constant invitations and NAPing to all that ever got hurt by BOB to join you. I'm sure everyone in EVE would like to see fight between Goons and BOB, one on one. They are almost dead anyways, so what do you have to lose?
not being terrible at diplomacy is a haxsploit, no honor goons should 1v1 like real men
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.31 13:21:00 -
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also goons aren't in it for 'good fights', this is something like either an execution or an extended torture session depending on how you squint at it
im sure bob would love some honor honor 1v1 'we're better than you' but this is far more hilarious for us this way
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.31 13:34:00 -
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guys guys we planned all of eve to fight us in 2006 and we planned to lose
oh god why is everyone fighting us no honor tbqh if it was a 1v1 we'd succeed
we're just better than you, no really we are superior, STOP LINKING THOSE PICTURES IN LOCAL *petitions*
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.31 13:54:00 -
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Originally by: Fendragun
Ashamed, suas your really havent changed since the 5 days have you. still a muppet
a muppet that took your regions, man that's gotta be embarrassing vOv
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.01.31 16:43:00 -
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oh man i called marakor/hey listen a bob alt in that other thread im sorry i meant to say that you are a former lv member who is thus aligned to bob :((( i was not specific enough soz m8m8m8m8m8mm8
ok delve journal! we are running around blowing up poses and linking pictures of bob in local! this is v. fun as they petition us and whine on their channels when we do it
we are also watching caod which is a blast because much like lv, the more losses they suffer the more they need to chestbeat
right now we are blowing up a bridge pos in a sov3 system that will go neutral after downtime as part of our efforts to cut the bob jumpbridge infrastructure!
this morning bored goons in j-l blew up another bob carrier in addition to reinforcing a few towers there vOv
ok jounral! more updates later!
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.01 05:44:00 -
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deeeeeeeer delve journal
imma go to bed and when i wake up bob will have no doubt destroyed four goonswarm towers they reinforced today in eurotime! im certain of this loss as bob are v. feersum @ the 8:00 evetime timeslot
meanwhile delve journal we made 5 bob pos go boom in delve and i think mm/mh blew up a few straggler bob pos left in y-2 so \o/ minor victories in the face of our oncoming defeat
ps bob has put up 5 more towers in qy6 with no guns just hardeners, a proven strategy which worked very well for finfleet back in the lotka volterra days!
ANGRY RESPEKT PROPELLERS to our brosefs iron/rzr/mc/iac/rsf/whoever i forgot this was a pretty chill day as all days in qy6 are chill
OOOH OOH OOOH i forgot hydrosan trolled dianabolic so hard in local that dian posted a eveo thread thats pretty embarassing
ok delve journal! nitenite i am a sleeeeepy mitten
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.01 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: Onchas Erivvia Edited by: Onchas Erivvia on 01/02/2008 07:59:53 Edited by: Onchas Erivvia on 01/02/2008 07:59:05
Originally by: Westly Synpa
Originally by: Onchas Erivvia Edited by: Onchas Erivvia on 01/02/2008 06:19:28 <decides better of it yet again>
aww it was better before the edit.
I know :(
Mittani is just so lalwerific, but pointing out that he's complete crap at his "job" kinda seems like poking a dead horse with a stick. Cuz when everything is said and done, the standards of "propaganda" really are that low in this community, which makes him remotely effective at ****ing people off which is his intended goal.
Stepping out completely from the expected roles and assumed biases, I don't know what's more comical, how hard he sucks or that people take him seriously and get worked up about what he writes(which automatically makes him suck less).
Seleene, on the other hand, is awesome at propaganda. He's a righteous prat about it, but that's just part of the mercenary swagger. He's trying to sell a product, and he brands that product well.
Compared to Seleene, Mittani's the DBP of propaganda (err...was that out loud?)
you seeem kind of angry and that makes me a sad mitten maybe you would like to play ~*ThA EmPlOyMeNt HiStOrY GaME*~~~~~~ in local with me?
maybe you are sad because the other bob have been playing this game with me and it is a lot of fun!!!
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.01 13:28:00 -
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dddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
delvejounal!!!
i am glad that my srs way of reporting what is up is going over well with bob i tried to imitate waagaa and dianabolics posting style but i am a humble mitten and we are not so good at typing (though good at being fuzzy and warm)
i am v. surprised as i predected in my last journal entry that bob would blow up all our towers as they do not lie about things, yet when i woke up this morning all gs poses had been saved and the new five bob towers have been reinforced :O
this will take a while to get over my shock im afraid! i will post more updates later when i recover!
baiiiii journal, ~mittens******
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.01 15:43:00 -
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Edited by: The Mittani on 01/02/2008 15:44:31 why are you so upset BNC person i am just trying to inform the eve-online community what is going on in delve :((((
VVVV you seriousposted a reply to him? spy
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.03 06:49:00 -
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deeer delvejournal,
my power went out for like 3 hours and i missed the 'suas drunkenly kills bob capitals/supercaps' festival :((((((((((((((((((
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Johnny Johnny
Originally by: Montasque
Originally by: Johnny Johnny
Dunno, I haven't logged in yet.
classic poast
Yep, RL > Eve some weekends. Superbowl and all that.
you seem to be rather busy at your rl posting on caod i wish i could be as chill as you bob guys the las vegas meet was very suave
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 00:17:00 -
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i think he is accusing me of being untruthful, as the leader of the goonfleet intelligence agency (retired) i take slights to my honor very seriously sir
i challenge you to a soverignty contest in qy6
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 05:55:00 -
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deeeeeeeer delvejournal,
all bob pos in reinf, bob jammer tower destroyed, officerfit nanomach killed by dreads, thanatos down moments ago
i am a happy mitten as my k/d ration in my amazing CROW CLASS INTERCEPTOR is v. good perhaps one day if i work hard i will be allowed into an amazing alliance such as bob (except i would like to keep my regions as regions make me a happy mitten)
baaaaaaaaaaai!
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 17:54:00 -
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deer delvejournal,
we are in qy6 again (still as we have never left) shooting bob who log on into their former tower at 5-16, this is a lot of fun and v. good practice for newbie goons in frigates! they have almost 200km of warp bubble to bounce around in while trying to get tackles on bob so there is a lot of room for error
meeeeeanwhile a bob pos comes out of reinf in like 20m i would like to blow it up but i suspect bob will fight us off as they are omnipotence itself :(((
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 18:17:00 -
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deeeeeeeeeeer delvejournal,
we blew up that bob pos because ra is v. mad that bob let lotka volterra into bob
(hint: do not let ex-lv into your alliance)
i think this means we break sov3 at downtime wooooooooooooo
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 19:45:00 -
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that guy has my number i am well known for playing eve all day :((((
oh well time to go cry
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 20:00:00 -
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Edited by: The Mittani on 04/02/2008 20:01:03 deer delvejournal:
'it' is officially 'brung'
edit: hot drop in progress
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 22:40:00 -
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oh man welp
oh well time to go break sov3 in qy6 vOv
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 22:42:00 -
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so far today in total we've lost 18 caps and killed 14 and broken a sov3 system so it's meh but it's not 'ha ha blew up the wrong tower and lost everyones caps' like in f-t, man that one was a lawl :unsmith:
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 22:53:00 -
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hey we just blew up another bob tower in qy6
guess i have to schedule a downtime stationshot op now because qy6 sov at downtime will be gs lawl
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 22:58:00 -
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Originally by: TWD
Originally by: The Mittani so far today in total we've lost 18 caps and killed 14 ....
Thats not a very good K/D, maybe you need more numbers.
yeah we had like 150 caps to drop on you but the system wouldn't let us in :((((((
oh well we'll just take your stations since you didn't want them anyway
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.04 23:04:00 -
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Originally by: TWD
Your tower killing skills are indeed legendary
420 smoke towers everyday
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.05 02:56:00 -
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Originally by: ED 209
I'm already in Jita, duh. I'm still better than you. You're just a human reject who in a desperate need for some kind of attachment latched unto the cesspit of humanity known as SA. I hope you are happy there in your hive of socially ******** rejects who are all trying to one up themselves with lameness.
oh wow rageposts like this are pretty much the whole reason i come to caod
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The Mittani
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Posted - 2008.02.05 02:58:00 -
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Edited by: The Mittani on 05/02/2008 02:58:35
Originally by: Levka
Personaly. I'm better then your whole alliance at everything. I'm just better. It's a superiority complex. Nothing you can do or say will change my mind.
I'm better then you at winning and even when i lose i do it in style and better then you.
I'm just better 
i am curious do you think you could teach me the fine art of giving up regions and/or stations in the name of getting more good fights you do indeed seem to be my superior at this
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